Proof of Geezerdom

I was to attend a dinner meeting earlier this week, and had a couple hours after work until it started.  I decided to go to Ross and kill time.  I shopped, took my purchases to the cashier, and happily presented my driver’s license to prove I am old enough for the senior 10% discount.

“Oh,” said the cute little cashier (looking at me pityingly….), “the discount is only good on Tuesdays….today is Wednesday!”

I guess I demonstrated my geezerdom.