Why are Fire Engines Always Red?

Because fire engines have four wheels and eight firefighters.
4 + 8 = 12
There are 12 inches in a ruler
Queen Elizabeth is a ruler
Queen Elizabeth is also a ship
The ship sails the oceans
The oceans are filled with fish
The fish have fins
The Finns fought the Russians
The Russians are always red
Fire engines are always rushin…
So fire engines are always red.